What kind of person are you attracted to? I am looking for a woman who is fun to be around, semi-sarcastic/semi-sweet, warm/affectionate, and looking for an equal partnership. Oh, and it would be cool if we share some common interests too.

What are some pieces of art, films or books or songs that turn you on? Art: I favor Van Gogh, Seurat, Dali, Escher, and Magritte. I also enjoy lowbrow art/pop surrealism. Films: I dig on The Pink Panther(original), Goonies, Punch-drunk Love, Friday, Monsoon Wedding, Office Space, The Jerk, Young Frankenstein, Kung Fu Hustle, Run Lola Run, Hot Fuzz, Chungking Express, Bread & Tulips, and Amelie. Books: See My Other Essay Question Answer For Enlightenment... Songs: Alice in Chains' "Would?" and all of their other songs, Foo Fighters' "Everlong", Pixies' "Where Is My Mind?", Anything by Poe, Seether's "Fine Again", The Zombies' "She's Not There", Led Zeppelin's "Kashmir", Jimi Hendrix's "All Along The Watchtower", Mono Puff's "Unsupervised, I Hit My Head", Gogol Bordello's "Start Wearing Purple" & Millions of other songs... Email me, I'll send you a list... =)~

If I could have a dinner party and invite any four people, dead or alive, the guest list would be: William Shakespeare, Peter Sellers, Jim Henson, and Mitch Hedberg.

My radio dial is usually tuned to: KNRK, KUFO, Z100, 105.1 The Buzz, Charlie FM, MOViN 107.5, KINK, K103, or KGON.

What is the one thing you wish more people knew about you? In the time of chimpanzees, I was a monkey.

My favorite book is: The Collected Works of William Shakespeare or The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy "Trilogy" or Any Numerous Other Books.

The last concert I went to was: 9 Muses Acoustic Pub.

My favorite restaurant is: Indian in nature.

The first section of Willamette Week I turn to is: not applicable.

The glass is: not a glass nor a pipe.

It's Sunday morning at 10 a.m. If I'm not sleeping, I'm awake.

Mt. Tabor or Mt. Hood

First Thursday or Last Thursday

Al Franken or Rush Limbaugh

liquor or beer

Sunrise or Sunset

Steak or sushi