The first section of Willamette Week I turn to is: head out

My greatest dream is flying but my worst nightmare is haunted house

When I'm having a bad day, I swear a lot!

The glass is: half full & half empty

The quickest way to my heart is food The quickest way to my bed is kissing my #$@%! and in the morning, I like my eggs cooked scrambled with veggie sausage

My greatest strength is honesty and my greatest weakness is frankness

The best thing about Portland is creative people And the worst is spare changers

Something I swore I'd never do but did anyway was smoke

One thing I want to do before I die is live

It's Sunday morning at 10 a.m. If I'm not sleeping, I'm eating breakfast

I consider myself an open-minded person, but my deal breakers are lying and cheating

My ideal mate has the brain of einstein and the body of zooey deschanel

Fox Tower or Clinton Street Theater

Mt. Tabor or Mt. Hood

Voodoo Donuts or Pix Patisserie

Starbucks or Stumptown

The Barracuda or Holocene

Cannon Beach or Columbia Gorge

NW 23rd ave or SE 82nd ave.

OPB or Jammin’ 95.5

First Thursday or Last Thursday

People’s Co-op or Fred Meyer

Yoga or aerobics

four wheels or two wheels

Al Franken or Rush Limbaugh

raincoat or umbrella

liquor or beer

Sunrise or Sunset

Astrology or astronomy

Steak or sushi

Facets or Odd Obsessions

IKEA or used

Movies or theater

Call or text

Newspaper or blogs

Cow's milk or soy milk

Dinner and a movie or Pizza and a rental

Email or letters

Run or walk

Frosted Flakes or granola

Plaid or stripes

Gym workout or bike ride